Random Shit I Like
My 14 year old brother about to go to a job interview
Me: are you prepared? What are you gonna say?
Him: I'm here to fuck bitches

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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surprisebitch:

sleeping-dogs-lie:

chadleymacguff:

me at my highschool reunion

me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day

me literally

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

eyenoyuwantmoore:

Best friends

AZIZ & KANYE